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FADE IN:
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INT./EXT. PLACE, DAY/NIGHT
Describe the scene, introducing CHARACTERS et cetera. Do not use too many camera directions, only very occasionally when absolutely necessary, as camera directions are a part of a Shooting Script not a First Draft script. All scripts are a First Draft until they are sold and developed.
Scenes should not be too long. Huge blocks of descriptive text is not a good idea for a newbie. Better to make sure it is broken into smaller paragraphs and have a good mix of description and dialogue. Less is often more.
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CHARACTER NAME
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Dialogue here (left TAB set up) next line is lined up to the line above. The character name is centred.
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TITLE OVER: |
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Monday 17th November 1997
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INT. OFFICE, NIGHT The office is quite big, though it's difficult to tell as there are scripts piled high wall to wall. Crammed in, JENNIFER, a young brunette twenty-something is hunched over her desk, wearily tapping away on her computer. She pauses, transfixed in thought when GERDA, a stunning, Austrian blonde strides in.
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GERDA
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Oh no, not another one. Tarantino Wannabe?
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JENNIFER
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No. This is a little... different. Trying to work out what to say to this guy.
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GERDA
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Your script stinks, don't give up your day job.
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Jennifer laughs out loud and is visibly lifted. Gerda casually picks the script up and raises an eyebrow.
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GERDA
(continuing)
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Lesbian killer nuns abducted by aliens? Oh my God, what a freak!
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JENNIFER
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Yeah, I've not had that one before. It has zombies too and he drew me a picture
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GERDA
(sarcastically)
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Nice.
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JENNIFER
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I wish people would write from experience, rather than some random crap that just fell out of their brain and on to the page.
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Suddenly bright lights stream through the windows. Gerda and Jennifer shield their eyes.
EXT. OFFICE, NIGHT
Their small office in PINEWOOD STUDIOS is over shadowed by a huge Close Encounters style alien spaceship, lights flashing like a cheesy 70's disco.
INT. ALIEN SPACESHIP, NIGHT
Three very butch, transvestite NUNS sit at the control panel. KILLER NUN 1 is fiddling at the controls and an image of Jennifer and Gerda jumps up on the screen.
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KILLER NUN 2
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I'll teach them to laugh at my screen masterpiece. |
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FADE OUT:
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THE END
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